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Ralph's brain has been transmuted into a strange little creature that tells Marc Hansen to take a vacation. The brain bounds off to raise hell, so Marc pulls out a completed back-up issue and takes off for the golf course. In the back-up story, Ralph has a date with Myrtle and decides to really scare her by taking her to a party thrown by aliens. The creatures start chugging beer and acting goofy. They want to use Ralph and Myrtles' bodies for a gruesome series of experiments! A fight breaks out, and Ralph torches the alcohol-laden aliens.

"History of our band? There is none - except that we play thrash core and nothing else and always have. No matter what our music sounds like, we're really intelligent dudes. You can quote us on that."
The Base Apes