Since this was supposed to be issue 2 of the Mr. Lizard series that was never published, it picks up on the storyline of the Mr. Lizard 3-D special (which was supposed to be issue 1). Mr. Lizard has a date with the hot chick (whose name we find to be Karen) who agreed to go out with him in the 3-D special. The date goes horribly wrong; Mr. Lizard gets his brand new Buick stolen by the Valet, and starts the restauraunt on fire.

Karen sneaks out of the movie theatre on Mr. Lizard, and also sets him up to get his ass kicked in a bar, where she is supposed to meet him to pick up her purse, which he conveniently kept. But in the end, he gets a big hug and kiss from Karen, who sees him near her house (which he had gone to to seranade her outside her window) and thanks him for showing her she can go out with losers like himself. She then rides off on the back of a motorcycle driven by some fat smelly loser. Mr. Lizard then walks down the street to the insults of the narrator.

INTERESTING FACT

Even though this comic was probably produced years earlier, with art by NOW staff, the issue did feature a brand new painted cover by Marc Hansen.