RSA VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1 - JUNE 1986 - "UNTITLED"
We are first introduced to Ralph Snart, a mild mannered accountant who goes
insane, and is admitted to the Montgomery home for the really insane under the
care of Dr. Dweeb Kreegon. Because of his dangerous, never before seen type of
psychosis, Mr. Snart is put in rubber cell no. 13.
Then we are first introduced to the amazing dream powers of Ralph Snart.
Ralph has a job hauling cargo in space with a space freighter, sort of an
intergalactic truck driver. The long months in space with nothing to do but
slam beers are driving Ralph crazy though, and he decides to dump his cargo
on the nearest isolated planet, and lands with the guidance of his smart-alecked
talking computer. Ralph see's that his entire cargo was only a small box containing
an instant civilization kit!! Pissed off at this he adds some warm beer to the
kit and gives it a boot. The kit creates a giant mechanical monster which proceeds
to chase him. Ralph jumps out of the comic
to demand a weapon and a head start. Marc Hansen obliges, and Ralph ambushes the
creature and gets it to shut down. Ralph enters the monster, and is hit on the head
by a large gentleman. When he wakes up he is the prisoner of Lord Pud, and his
assistant Zorg. Lord pud forces Ralph to remove an anti-matter warhead from the
monster, and Pud plans on using it to threaten the people of earth. Ralph threatens
to drop it however, and escapes to his spaceship. Once in the air, he drops the
warhead on Lord Pud and Zorg and their civilization. Ralph's dream ends when
his head explodes!
Ralph's next dream is Lil' Ralphie, Pt. 1 where we are introduced to Ralph's parents.
This dream quickly ends, and we find Ralph in the future on top of a skyscraper,
being chased by a some characters that appeared early in his first dream.
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