A couple of demons in hell get chewed out by Satan. They are behind in their curses, so Satan decides to curse Ralph Snart himself. He sends a little demon to Ralph's doorstep with a "Hellogram" explaining that if Ralph doesn't take care of this demon for life, he will be cast into hell. Ultimately, Ralph fails to care for the demon; he shoots it in a fit of desperation and POOF!, he's back in hell. Ralph pretends to enjoy hell, and all the tortures Satan subjects him to. This drives Satan so mad that he boots Ralph right back home.

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"Biff Budget, private eye" a short 4-page story by Jeff Mallet.