It's Ralph Snart the geek's first day at Knock Uppe University. His roommate, Prod, has already planned a keg party in Ralph's honor, and doesn't waste any time getting Ralph drunk. After two days in a catonic stupor, Ralph joins Prod's band as the new bass player. His initiation into the band is a wierd one; he is required to drink 12 warm long neck beers, take the knife away from big Sid, and handle the sexually demanding widowmaker. Ralph comes through all tests with flying colors.

ALSO IN THIS ISSUE

Four pages of "Snapshots" a comic panel done by Marc Hansen before his big break doing RSA for Now comics. The book says Marc made the rounds to the newspaper syndicates, "but alas, the market was already flooded with Far Side clones"; Also a one page "Ralph Snart, ninja master" comic.