In the midst of a loud and wild party, a balding man in a suit asks "What would happen if Ralph the wayward sinner suddenly had to deal with a structured and responsible environment? Let the experiment begin!" This man, Ralph's "purification advisor", recounts the tale how he was saved by the prophets of the Red Cabbage. Ralph becomes suspicious of the Cabbage cult when they try to brainwash him. He escapes to the back room, where he discovers the Red Cabbage is only a guy in a cabbage suit. Ralph gets in an arguement with the guy, and kicks his ass, knocking him out. Ralph slips into the cabbage outfit, and commands all the followers to "party like dogs in the street", and they go out and riot.