Ralph is in his dream world with some brews, minding his own business, when three big dudes beat him senseless. At Foo's Booze, Mr. Foo agrees to teach Ralph how to defend himself. The first lesson is Mr. Foo turning Ralph into ground chuck. After Mr. Foo is beaten for not paying his protection money, Ralph promises to get revenge. He busts in on the gangsters waterfront hideout, incurring the wrath of the Crusher, the deadliest mobster on the globe. Crusher pulverizes Ralph and thinks him dead. We know better though.