Ralph Snart changed the script of his syndicated comic strip, so militant comic strip character Anos Puffin, a penguin from the syndicated strip "DunesCounty", has sworn to kill him. Anos kills Ralph's co-star, Large Dude, with the "eraser of death". Meanwhile, Ralph weds his superhero girlfriend SuperNympho in Las Vegas. Ralph is in a hot tub with his new bride, when Anos jumps out of the water and attempts to erase Ralph. Ralph eventually fights off Anos, and deletes him with a bottle of white-out. SuperNympho then decides to leave Ralph after only one day of marraige.

Ralph decides to go and try to get his job back at NOW Comics, but finds Tony Caputo is holding auditions for a "new" Ralph Snart. Ralph shoves aside the "winner" of the auditions, and demands that HE is the real Ralph Snart. Tony decides to have a drink-off. Real Ralph defeats phony Ralph after 18 beers, and then "bongs" the rest of the keg for good measure.