Note: This issue is a colorized version of Volume 2 Issue 2

Dr. Goot leaves Ralph for dead on the side of the road, but we find Ralph is alive when a kid who's father stopped on the side of the deserted highway pisses on him. This angers Ralph who kicks the kid and his fathers ass. Ralph wanders around for a while and stops to sleep under a tree.

In his dream, Ralph gets a role playing game with a 3-D holograpic play mode; it puts him right at the entrance to the game. The big-mouthed entrance guard warns him to resist the one-eyed vixen. Ralph meets a wizard who was destroyed by wine coolers. The wizard sends Ralph on a variety of quests, among them the killing of a giant slug, and the retrieval of the heart of the one-eyed vixen. Shocked to find her a beautiful two-eyed beauty, Ralph falls head-over-heals for her. When he kisses her, she changes into a one-eyed, wrinkled beast... who changes into the dragon...who changes into the slug...

Meanwhile, back in reality, a TV anchorman is reporting that a crazed man is attacking people along highway 13, and that crazed man has been identified as Ralph Snart!