RSA VOLUME 5 ISSUE 1 - JULY 1993 - "RALPH SNART DESTROYS EARTH"
Continuing the story line from Volume 4, issue 3 (Mind Games) Ralph busts out of the crack pot house
under the telepathic commands of four space aliens. (We were left to wonder what
could be guiding the totally brainless Ralph Snart to escape from the crack pot house).
The space aliens' master plan is to enslaven the inhabitents of
earth and fatten them up by feeding them a corn-based mash, and then sucking out their
body fat to produce a fermented drink called "lipohol". By shooting Ralph with a ray
from the ultra-maximum power inducer machine, they turn Ralph into an indestructable
monster, and command the brainless Snart to conquer his race. President Clinton, seeing
graveness of the situation, calls the mutant satellite, which is staffed by mutant
superhero's sworn to protect the human race. Snart easily kills the first two sent after
him, Bug Eyed Geek and Rat Terrier; The story ends with two more mutants, Big Guy and
Worry Wart Man, pursuing Ralph.
ALSO IN THIS ISSUE
We are introduced to another Snart creation in this issue, "Fid", who bears a striking
resemblance to a "Wook" from the volume one mini-series.
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