Ralph Snart Adventures Volume 5 Issue 1 published July, 1993.

RSA VOLUME 5 ISSUE 1 - JULY 1993 - "RALPH SNART DESTROYS EARTH"

Continuing the story line from Volume 4, issue 3 (Mind Games) Ralph busts out of the crack pot house under the telepathic commands of four space aliens. (We were left to wonder what could be guiding the totally brainless Ralph Snart to escape from the crack pot house). The space aliens' master plan is to enslaven the inhabitents of earth and fatten them up by feeding them a corn-based mash, and then sucking out their body fat to produce a fermented drink called "lipohol". By shooting Ralph with a ray from the ultra-maximum power inducer machine, they turn Ralph into an indestructable monster, and command the brainless Snart to conquer his race. President Clinton, seeing graveness of the situation, calls the mutant satellite, which is staffed by mutant superhero's sworn to protect the human race. Snart easily kills the first two sent after him, Bug Eyed Geek and Rat Terrier; The story ends with two more mutants, Big Guy and Worry Wart Man, pursuing Ralph.

ALSO IN THIS ISSUE

We are introduced to another Snart creation in this issue, "Fid", who bears a striking resemblance to a "Wook" from the volume one mini-series.
Ralph Snart is a registered trademark. ©1986-2009 by Marc Hansen. All rights reserved.