RSA VOLUME 5 ISSUE 4 - OCTOBER 1993 - "CHAPTER FOUR"
Ralph and Mr. Lizard are speeding towards Waco, Texas in the Gootmobile, picking
up their share of roadkill, and blowing up pursuing law enforcement authorities.
Meanwhile, in Washington, D.C., Socks the cat has gained super mental and physical
abilities from eating the heart of the Ralph Snart monster; Socks screams at his
aides: "Thats right! Me, a cat, is leader of this crazy parade! I'm gonna rule this
country with an iron paw!"
In the meantime, David Koresh has already arrived at the
booze-o-rama in disguise and ordered a beer as Ralph and Mr. Lizard walk in.
Unfortunately for Ralph, his "all you can guzzle" coupon expired six minutes before
they arrived. On top of it all, an anonymous drunkard throws a pool ball at Ralph
in an attempt to start a bar brawl. David Koresh steps in and convinces Ralph not
to engage in a brawl, although Mr. Lizard thinks David "want's to get sweaty" with
Ralph. "No no, I want you two to join my association of like thinking individuals"
replies Koresh. David invites them back to his secret militant compound, on the
promise of "all the beer you can guzzle".
Meanwhile in D.C., a group of congressional
leaders is storming the White House armed with cyanide laced catnip and a TOW
missle; Socks however eats them, and becomes even stronger. Socks is about to eat
his aides, but they avert being chowed by telling Socks that Ralph Snart is alive,
and they know where he is (Waco). In the meantime, Ralph, Mr. Lizard and Koresh
arrive at the secret militant compound. Ralph gets started on the keg Koresh has provided
and suggests that he get more. Mr. Lizard tells David he best leave right away for more,
or Ralph may tear the place apart.
ALSO IN THIS ISSUE
A continuation of the colorized Dr. Gorpon story from issue one of the mini-series.
INTERESTING FACT
Ralph's old friend Doufous from Volume 3 Issue 22 appears in the Dr. Gorpon story as
a heavy metal rocker who conjours up a demon by chanting a spell from a satanic book
he was using to make up song lyrics.
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